ophir training was really bad yesterday.

I was the spectacular star of the afternoon.

we had to hold on to a bamboo,look down ,then spin ten times.

after i did that,I had to walk back.
but instead of walking back,I stumbled abit to the right before gracefully falling on my ass.

The ophir group then erupted into laughter.

OH! WOE IS ME!

after falling I actually closed my eyes for a few seconds,hoping that maybe a lighting bolt would strike me or maybe a boulder will drop on my head killing me instantly.
but,no such luck.

I thought these things only happened on TV.
I wasn't sure if I was in a drama or a movie.

khai, of course,called me drunken lady and BOEING 747 (are you serious?!?!)
he also did a few re-enactments of the "crash".
very charming ,khai.

-sigh.

Isn't it weird how these kind of things always seem to happen to me?
would i go on with life,still doing embarasing things and losing my dignity along the way??

ahh nevermind.

at least SOME people got entertained. *cough*khairul*cough*

should I talk about the dog and bone forfeit?
nah.

anyway today's training was pretty uneventful.
sir rama's briefing made mt. ophir sound even more scary and dangerous than I thought it was.
brilliant.
BUT STILL,i am looking forward to the trip.

played time crisis 3 again with hafiz at the arcade.
if you want to blow all your money in a fast and fun way,the arcade is the place to go.





NEW subject: ellyana.

ellyana very rudely interrupted my nice dinner by smsing me "I shud salute you."

ME: err why?

Ellyana: you did a good job.didnt you?

ME:err with what?

ELLY:making a fool out of me.

What fresh hell??,i thought.

ME:Really?can you please be more specific?

Elly:didn't u put loudspeaker wen tokin 2 me..didnt u read ou ma msgs..n oh ya 2 think u need help 2 reply ma msgs..tot u were gd enuf

here we go again,off to the land of the terminally insane and astonishingly dim.
also known as, ellyanaland.

obviously all that she is saying is 100% bullshit.

because,
1. My phone doesnt have a loudspeaker.

2.people wanted to read her msgs so i lent them my phone.

3.I DID NOT seek help.joey did ask me to put one sentence in the msgs but I did not put it in.

ME:why would my reading out your msgs make you a fool?are you ashamed of your own words??( points 1,2,3 included).

Elly:hei gurl,why would i be ashamed of my own words.in fact im proud of it.and i do think before i speak.

ME:Oh then.how can i make you a fool?if you're so proud of your words..why would my "reading out your msgs" make you a fool?oh haha,by the way,who told you all those crap? looks like you've been lied to. Amazing. you think before you speak but you still get your facts wrong. I can only imagine what happens when you don't think before you speak.

30 long mins later.

Elly: oh wen i don tink b4 speaking i will say that 'erica is a fucking fool who needs 2 get a bloody life..'u nw wat..m jus wasting my msges on u..at 1sti tot u r worth my msges but come to tink of it..ur not coz ur nothing!!ohh ya!..1 advice 4 u.get a bloody life..or shud i say..get a life of ur own.

my my.
there are many things wrong with this message.

1.spelling. (now before anyone says "that's called style",yes it is a style also known as a bad style.william hung is a perfect example.)

2.she says I am nothing. what is wrong with her??who is she to call me nothing?!what achivements can she possibly that she can call me nothing??one word, stupidity.

3. notice how she completely doesn't mention how she falsely accused me.

4.she asks me to get a "life of my own".erm.what???what??? IS it even possible to share a life with somebody??one word,stupidity.

5.she says she will stop wasting her msgs on me.hmmmm.she also said that the day before yesterday.is that just a lame excuse to back out of the argument without saying sorry??

Eventually she apologised,even though she said "oh sowie sowie sowie,that's what you want rite.sowie sowie..enuf lah i want to sleep."

LOL!!!

and she still continued to sms me after that.
so much for sleeping.

HOWEVER,this is not entirely ellyana's fault.
someone obviously lied to her.

-sigh.

I have a vague idea who it is.

Liars should be shipped to a god-forsaken island so that they will not complicate things and make big problems for everyone.